Once upon a time, I actually enjoyed writing immensely.  Now, sporadically, that love will jump into the fore, and whatever was bouncing around inside my mind (which I was told I could charge entrance admission for), squirts through and enters the world.  Now, some of this will be useful for traveling, some just for life in general.  However, I have to remind you that I started bartending in 2004 and kept the streak going for 20 years.   You might want to get rid of the idea that I was some kind of angel hatched out of an egg and raised on a diet of rainbows and starlight.  Now, it's not that my language is going to cause stigmata marks to appear on my body, but just know that I give it to you real, and even when I tone down the language, the morals will be pure, straight-from-the-rock goodness.  So, grab a cold one, think of a dirty joke (just to mentally prime yourself), and imagine we were sitting across each other at a bar.  That'll help with the digestion.  Enjoy!

*This page went live on Christmas Eve, 2024, so if you're wondering where all the other entries are, relax, chief.  It's new, it's the holidays, and I've got things to see and people to do.